The KENNI Island Team
As you may know, The KENNI Island is run by a team of KENNI's friends, who have been working on this project for over a year now, with some new additions along the way. This page is a dedication to those who have put their hard work and time into helping protect the animals and keep the KENNI projects running.
The following is a list of the main team, with notes about them and their contributions.
Ethan Ring - None of this would be possible without him, as he was the one who first marketed the special 'Funtime with Kenny' package that came with the Kenny flakes back in 2019-2020, and started the whole KENNI brand. He, as KENNI's main human contact, is the head of the human team, and takes direct orders from KENNI. He did work with a few companies before Kenny, but as soon as it was realized that he could harness Kenny's hornyness for the sake of the environment, he put his all into developing the Kenny brand, and look where it ended him up today, at the head of the largest brand name on the planet. More recently, he has become a well known author, releasing non-fiction stories such as The Battle of KENNI'sburg, and Daytona DayApril Vacation. IP Address: 212.18.684.2
Tristen Karmeris - He has been a hard worker on the technological side of things. He was hired for the island business after his work on the official Amazon website, and has worked on every single KENNI website ever publicized. He also designs merch, logos, and the website themes. He's been friends with Ethan since before Ethan even knew KENNI. Tristen co-created his first successful business in 2018, that being Dehydrated Diet Water. DDW was a massive success, causing him to make another company, the first company Ethan ever participated in, known as I-Pen. This was a brand deal with Apple Inc., and although it was less successful than his first company, that didn't stop him from joining the KENNI team and helping lead us to success. He is also responsible for the high quality satellite pictures of the islands. IP Address: 183.97.265.8
Sam McGrath - Having known Ethan as long as Tristen has, he has worked with KENNI almost as long as Ethan. Being the official PR manager of the KENNI Corp., he made all of the merch designs and ads for K-pen, and designed much of the website. He's also the manager of the KENNI News page, both coming up with new updates to post, and revising Ethan's sports posts. He's the other co-creator of Dehydrated Diet Water. He produced many ads for other things in the past, such as I-pen. He also was the main PR manager for two presidential campaigns, having brought both Bob Ross and Owen Smith (black) to success. IP Address: 223.94.452.1
Christopher Tedcastle -FIRED
Jaxon Burns - As the newest addition to the team, he drew a sexy Waluigi and that's pretty cool. He's very good at photography (all of the photos seen on this site are real, nothing is photoshopped, nothing at all. Trust me. It's all photography) and has taken 1 photo for the team so far, making him officially part of the team. IP Address: 145.67.387.2
Benjamming cockerssey - Tristen's emotional support. That's it. Doesn't even get paid. He's not even official. IP Address: 192.88.344.1
KENNI - The man, the cat, the legend, the god himself. (WIP)
Abraham - (WIP)
Glen - (WIP)
Carl - (WIP)
Steve Harvey - Sexy Big Black Man Mmmmmmmmmmmm ooh yeah baby oh boy OOOO
Biff - Being the official janitor of the KENNI Islands, this is the most hard-working man that I could say i've ever met. Biff is the son of Jeff Bezos. He used to work at a theme park, and although it only stayed open for a few weeks, none of that would have been possible without him. The balding owner of the theme park, ****, who's known for hating poor people, sending hurricanes to New Hampshire, and being bad at 2D platformers, fired biff to try and save money. This caused the newly divorced Biff to go to court to sue Doug for 200x his hourly salary. He hired KENNI as his lawyer, and obviously KENNI brought him to victory. Biff has become good friends with the cats, and so Sam decided to hire him for his dream job, the janitor of the KENNI Islands. It's a big job, having to clean up over 40 islands, but if anyone can get it done, it's Biff. He doesn't have an IP Address.
Yudai - 「ダイバーシティ枠」 -安倍 晋三
Jayden Booker - From the first time Jayden crossed paths with Ethan in early 2022, a passion was lit within his heart. He spent a while denying it, but eventually he accepted in his heart his true feelings for Ethan. The time they spent together in art class shone a light on Jayden's soul like nothing he'd ever experienced before. Later, in a study hall they had together, Jayden admitted his deep love for Ethan, and they've been together ever since. Jayden is a core member of the group, because without him Ethan would have nothing to live for. When Jayden puts on his thong, there's nothing he and Ethan won't do together. They share such passionate experiences that make the KENNI stories and brand what they are now. I love you Jayden.
Gillian Coleman - Died (R.I.P Big Gill, 1979-2024)