Recent news on the KENNI Islands:

April 14th 2025:

Glen wins his first career race in the KENNI World Series clawing himself back into the championship hunt. Chris Pratt finished second moving himself back into second in the points, just three points behind KENNI. 

April 10th 2025:

KENNI tames the wet streets of Singapore to claim his first career pole in the KENNI World Series! Steve Harvey will join him on the front row for lights out tomorrow. 

April 9th 2025:

Chris Pratt wins the first ever Australian Grand Prix! Steve Harvey came home second and Carl rounding out the podium places in a soaked street race in Melbourne. Glen and Gordon Ramsey both saw mechanical failures ending their race early.

April 8th 2025:

Glen snatches the inagural pole for the KENNI world series! Glen put down a flyer to claim the streets of Melbourne. He will lead the field at lights out tomorrow.

The KENNI World Series makes its anticipated return for the finale season of racing. Check out the schedule to see where you can catch the action from the 2025 campaign. 

Full driver and team roster are now availiable. 

April 7th 2025:

La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken

Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell

Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell

Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack

Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

March 30th 2025:

KENNI teases a new book in the works. It will be a prequel to the other two stories.

December 7th 2024:

Today is the release of our social media, GitGot! To celebrate, we will be hosting a Q&NA on our Newsletter! (questions are predetermined, you will not be able to submit questions to us). The full QN&A will be released to our newsletter, maybe

Q: Why did you decide to branch out into social media?

A: Listen to me. Listen- No, don't look away. Look at me. Look. Me. In. The. Eyes.       Now.        Tell me.         Is there ANYTHING that KENNI can't do? Think about it for a second.                          Alright, now tell me.  No?    That is correct.  KENNI can do whatever he wants, he has the ability to make anything. Of course we're going to branch out into another industry. Everyone loves KENNI! Everyone will buy ANYTHING from KENNI!                                     Also we needed a replacement to tw*tter (X) (The Everything App)

Q: What happens if you Get Got on GitGot™?

A: Great question! With the release of the app, the feature has officially been implemented to take place when you Get Got on GitGot™, where if you Get Got on GitGot™ 3 times within the span of 24 hours, and then it happens, and you can then Get Shot on GitGot™. Which is what happens if you Get Got on GitGot™. So that's what happens

Q: What is the most important feature of this app that it's competitors don't have?

A: 83 years ago today, I, Yudai Nguyen, flew an airplane from my homeland to the United States Islands of Hawaii, and ITo read the full version, sign up for our newsletter!

Thanks for making our app the #1 app on the app store!

November 21st 2024:

ANNOUNCEMENT: Coming soon, our new app GitGot! (Get Got on GitGot™) 

GitGot, the newest KENNI Experience! Brought to you by the developers of the K-Pen, GitGot is the new social media to connect with your friends on! Just be careful you don't Get Got on GitGot™, or there will be severe consequences! 

Coming to the App Store and Play Store and Steam and Nintendo Switch 2 and Xbox and GoG and The Pirate Bay on December 7th!

September 9th 2024:

KENNI has purchased Marvel as of today. Any ties to Disney have been cut as they might as well be out of business compared to KENNI and are probably next on the chopping block (Kenny's Domain).

June 7th 2024: 

KENNI is starting the creation of NEW ISLANDS! These islands will be used for the reintroduction of Hawaiian species. Ones that are disappearing from the planet. 

June 6th 2024:

KENNI sent Tristen on an expedition to outer space to take high quality photographs of the KENNI Islands, which are now available on the Island page along with updated descriptions of each Island. KENNI is also starting a program to genetically bring back extinct species. 

June 4th 2024:

The KENNI News team would like to bring to you: The KENNI Newsletter! The KENNI News be adjusting to shorter updates about things that have happened that can be summarized in a headline or a few sentences, while all the longer-form messages, personal updates from the KENNI Team, and progress updates on various KENNI media will be on the KENNI Newsletter from now on! 

To sign up for the KENNI newsletter, fill out the form at the top of the page!!!!!!!!!! You need to be signed up to get the newsletters, as there's no other way to view past newsletters! 

We're excited to start publishing the newsletter soon, for more information sign up for the newsletter!

June 2nd 2024:

KENNI takes home the victory in the KENNI Islands 500. An incredible  1, 2, 3 finish for the team pumpkin in an incredible last lap battle for the win. 

May 31st 2024:

Steve Harvey and Chris Pratt confirm their entries into the KENNI Islands 500.

News updated to have years in date.

May 30th 2024:

KENNI will make his novel debut in soon to release Daytona DayApril Vacation. A movie will begin filming of this incredible story! 

This Sunday will be the return of the KENNI Islands 500! The start to an incredible racing season here on the Islands

Today May 30th marks the first ever introduction of the Round-tailed Manakin to the Isle of KENNI. It was introduced to the Muffin Mountain range on the Isle of KENNI. The manakin is a new species here on the Islands. 

January 10rd 2024:

Candiru becomes the national fish of the KENNI Islands.

April 18th 2023:

The KENNI Island team is finally back from vacation. Catch game 1 of the KENNI Ice Hockey Championship tonight at Abrahams National Hockey Rink.

KENNI Island KENNI'S beat the San Antonio Jays 6-5. KENNI'S move on to the Semi-Finals

January 3rd 2023:

Last night KENNI held a press meeting where he talked about plans for the KENNI sports this year! He is quotes as having said "Meow", which roughly translates to "Coming up soon, there will be many more events similar to the KENNI holiday cup, including a hockey tournament from late February to early March, with 8 teams competing. The world series of racing will return in the summer months following the same schedule it did last year. Starting in October, a 16 team football tournament will begin, followed by the returning Holiday cup in late December. More sports events will be announced once we have more info." 

January 1st 2023:

Happy new year from the KENNI Island Team! We're Looking forward to all the great adventures this year will offer, at the KENNI Islands Resort.

Our New Years Resolution here at the KENNI Island is to make as many endangered animals as possible happily in their own environment on one of the many climates of the KENNI Islands.

Whether that's possible or not, we know that we want to at least get all of the Scrub animals to have a residence here! We'll update you further with any new updates on new animals coming to our islands.

Hawiian Elapaos win the HC Championship in the highest scoring baseball game ever. Elapaos win 87-84 in overtime against the Terns

December 23rd 2022:

The favoured Florida Scrub-Jays lose to the Colorado Rosy-finches 28-30

December 22nd 2022:

Hawaiian Elapaos defeat the Cuban Night Anoles 41-37 in a thriling game 3 of the holiday cup.

December 21st 2022:

Last Night KENNI Island KENNI'S took a 3-1 win over the Sonoran Cottontails. The KENNI'S moved on to the semi finals of the holiday cup, and the Sonoran Cottontails got sent home early!

Aluetion Terns beat the Boston Bruins in a high scorer 32-27. The Terns will face off against the KENNI'S next Tuesday night.

KENNI makes chnages to the baseballs used in the holiday cup for more entertaining games.

December 20th 2022:

The Holiday Cup Playoffs have begun! Tonight @ 7:00 pm est, watch the KENNI's take on the Cottontails in the KENNI National Stadium!

December 19th 2022:

As you may know, KENNI bought Amazon™ over a year ago. Now, a massive update to Amazon™ is happening; specifically Amazon Prime Video™! Amazon Prime Video™ is now being replaced with Amazon KENNI Video™! Amazon KENNI Video™ will only broadcast KENNI accepted content, such as replays of all of the sports games on the KENNI Island, or both seasons The Kenny Show!™ that aired from 2020-2021, although the season 2 finale had to be edited down due to complaints from the participants (we're currently trying to fix that in court, we'll get back to you on that one). There are specific sections for Greyson's shows and Oliver's Pencil Funtime!™ as well. The original bathroom bash will also be there, but we only have 480p recordings of it. 

We're also releasing some new shows to the premium subscribers, like a documentary narrated by David Attenborough called 'From Kenny to KENNI: A Transformation', a spin-off show about Abraham performing surgery to save Glen's life called 'Glen's Anatomy' , and a spin-off movie series about Tristen titled '25 shades of Gay'. 

The new service will cost $14.99/month for a classic subscription, $29.99/month for a regular subscription, and $49.99/month for a premium subscription. The main differences is that the premium subscription gets all of the shows and movies, the regular subscription only gets sports games and The Kenny Show!™, and the classic subscription is the same as the regular subscription but in a 3x4 aspect ratio, in 144p, has nudity censored, has ads and commercials, and you have a daily limit of one hour of watching,  (so its bad don't buy it). 

There is also a free subscription, which has a limit of 3 minutes of watchtime a week, is in 12p, only lets you watch pre-recorded sports games, has no audio, and has a 2 minute long commercial break every minute that counts towards your weekly watchtime.

In other news, we also have a new flag! (Seen below)

Now I know that was a lot to handle, but I'm proud to announce that all of this goes live TOMORROW! The first 1000 users get a classic subscription 1% off, so be there so you can be up to date on all of the KENNI News.

December 18th 2022:

Today is a big day! The man (cat), the myth, the legend himself, turns 5! Happy Birthday KENNI!  

There was a big game for his birthday, with the KENNI Island KENNI's defeating the Chinese Emperors 58-28, with six touchdowns taking place, including Chris Pratt's 73 yard punt!

The KENNI Island Wildlife team announces that Grouse and Chicken like birds that will now be calling the Islands home.

And yes, I know these last few days have been full of juicy KENNI news, but I promise you that tomorrow will be even bigger than these last few!

December 16th 2022:

We have some sports news today for you all! First of all, in the KENNI World Cup, there was a thrilling Last lap at Sunset, Dr. Phil wrecked Glen for the win as KENNI'S dive bomb into the final turn came up just short! It was so exciting, and soon you'll be able to watch the replay...?

Don't miss it, Green flag is set to wave at 6:40 pm Est to start the first ever KENNI Wildlife Management 400 on KENNI'S short track (Sunset Speedway)!

Lastly, it's time for the big reveal of who is performing at the rest of the halftime shows for game 2, 3, and 4 of the Holiday Cup! Eminem will perform live during game 2 of the Boston Bruins vs Aluetion Terns. Blake Shelton will perform during game 3 of the Cuban Night Anoles vs Hawaiian Elapaos. Lastly, Guns N' Roses will perform during game 4 of the Colorado Rosy-Finches vs Florida Scrub-Jays.

December 15th 2022:

As of December 15th, 2022, the documents were officially signed to allow the KENNI Islands to be a recognized country by NATO! Due to this update, we have an exciting announcement: The New England KENNI's are now officially Rebranding as the KENNI Island KENNI's! New KENNI Island KENNI's merch will be coming out soon!

We're also adding K-Pens back to the line of merchandise! Soon you'll be able to functionally buy K-pen from this website!

December 14th 2022:

Big news dropping tomorrow (involving NATO?!)! To prepare for tomorrow, we updated a few things about the KENNI branding. First, we made a new and improved logo for the KENNI Islands. Second, we are proud to be releasing the first ever KENNI Island Merch line! Get Yours today! 

In other news, The Holiday Cup is around the corner, and, while we aren't revealing the whole half-time show lineup, I'll tell you this: Ed Sheeran will be playing for the first game!